gail lewis

A tough, strong and powerfull 10 year Morris Illinois walmart associate, thank you for your service gail lewis

Guy: yo gail lewis left walmart
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOO

gail lewis by Femboylover69 November 22, 2023

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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.

“Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois”
“Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”

Gail Lewis by anonymous November 26, 2023

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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.

"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"

Gail Lewis by anonymous November 26, 2023

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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.

"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"

Gail Lewis by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023

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Gail Lewis

The best Walmart worker to ever live who retired 2023 who had a prime of the 2015/2016 season

Did you see Gail Lewis tackle that shoplifter!?

Gail Lewis by Porch December 1, 2023

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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.

Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.

She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.

Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.

Gail Lewis by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023

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