John Callahan woke up on the pile of strippers, the only comfort he gets anymore. He stood up to take off his condom with a fwip. He walked down stairs to his kitchen. He opens the fridge to see nothing but half eaten bullets... Spoiled half eaten bullets
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.