i.t.s.f.w.i.

If the shoe fits, wear it. text acronym.

Person1 = So you think I am stuck up?
Person2 = I.T.S.F.W.I.!

by yourmomslove May 28, 2009

Fwitter

A fake or secret Twitter account

I saw it on her Fwitter
Is it on her Finsta? No it’s on her Fwitter

by koolbitch23 January 10, 2021

Fwitter

A fake Twitter acount, made to follow a real Tweet to make it jump in ranking. Pronounced "fitte:r".

- Did you hear about Joe? He went from 15 followers to 5k in just a couple of days!
- Well, they're all fwitters so who cares? Joe's a douchebag anyway.

by JamesMasonIsGod February 18, 2009

Fwitz

mistah fwitz

i ain't no fwitz

by notafwitz November 4, 2022

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009

fwit

Short for fuckwit

Always amazes me how being a complete fwit is no bar to public office in the US.

by ScouserInASuit April 11, 2011

Fwitch

G-unit, wigger, or other homie that likes timberlands and striped polos that reach the floor. See also fwetch.

Yo bro those Tims is fwitch son!!!

by Jariin May 1, 2010