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fuck you ugly bitch, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub.
i fuub you. go fuub yourself. you are a fat fuuber.
fuub by fuubster June 26, 2007
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A social revolution disguised as a t-shirt company. It's secret identity is 3 guys 2 girls, 1000 ninjas and one gagillion perfect ideas! FUUB promotes mediocrity, social disorder and severe alcoholism. FUUB hates you, so hate it.
'I know tae kwon DON'T F WITH ME' -FUUB t-shirt
FUUB by noname08 August 31, 2008

Hae Fuub 

to belly dance.
Originates in Sweden. There is a popular wives tale about an old woman named Haezel Fuubenraukis, who was a unicorn farmer. She once went on a pilgrimage to Egypt to get more unicorns. When she arrived in Egypt the men refused to sell their unicorns to a woman, without the knowledge of the "special dance". Therefore, Haezel recieved lessons from the Egyptian Queen, Cleopatra. Upon arrival, Haezel not only had unicorns, but a new dance to show to everyone. She could not pronounce the words "belly" or "dance" therefore, she named it "Hae Fuub" after herself.
"Hey, the other day Tony Danza and I went to Hae Fuub class together. He has crazy, chizzled, rock hard abs!"
Hae Fuub by Tay123456 October 13, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026