Futt Bucker

a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.

I need a girl who will let me have anal sex with her because I am a "futt bucker".

by Stubb Rock May 3, 2004

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

futtbucker

n. (fuht-buh-ker)

One who fucks butts. Same as butt fucker but the first letters are switched. Usually referring to gay men.

That Timmy boy down the road is a real futtbucker.

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

futtbucker

1) N: a person who would enjoy/enjoys being fucked in their ass...by anyone or anything. 2) essentially the same as buttfucker but somewhere you cant swear (school)

John: "lets go bomb that hill bro' Chris: "I cant, gotta go home soon"
John: "don't be a futtbucker you queer"

by Deathclawofdeath June 11, 2017

futbucker

a dislexic spelling of butfucker
one who fucks buts
the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it

hey whats going on futbucker?
asshole

by [e-mail] January 12, 2008

Futtbucker

Worse than a buttfucker cause futtbucker sounds worse

Hey have you met Paul?

You mean that futtbucker?

Yeah that guy

by Biologicalwater March 26, 2021

Futtbuckery

General shenanigans, douchebaggery, and also stupidity that is usually involving one or more of ones stupid friends.

Many times futtbuckery happens on social media, out at places that supply alcoholic beverages, and when any sort of group of friends begins to abuse substances as a collective.

There was so much futtbuckery last night on Facebook...

Oh, lord... Here comes the suppliers of the local night time futtbuckery.

by Chase D. L. October 24, 2017