funky chicken 

1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.

2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.

1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!

2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.

funky chicken by Varris October 7, 2003

funky chicken 

A seizure, typically the result of a fatal trauma such as stroke, brain damage or poison.

Keep your mask on if you don't want to do the funky chicken.

funky chicken by FeO2 April 24, 2011

funky chicken 

To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.

Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!

Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!

funky chicken by FunkyChicken April 14, 2008

Funky Chicken 

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar

Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL

Funky Chicken by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010

funky chicken 

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

funky chicken by pizzaf January 17, 2009

funky chicken 

A dance move that is so offensive it is universaly banned in every country on Earth and Clayworld. The proper punishment for doing such a horrific act is the death penalty.

"Lets do the Funky Chicken!"

"No way! I don't want to die!"

funky chicken by That_Urban_Dictionary_Guy October 31, 2009

funky chicken 

A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..

..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!

funky chicken by Junipersmile April 8, 2007