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when one girl hits another girl in the breast (open handed only)
Jaimie! Don't funf Sarah in front of other people!
funf by mouthyone October 26, 2008
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When a female has hairy genitalia such that one can tell it has been recently shaved or trimmed, but hair length is longer than acceptable, and can render those that see it into disgust. This creates a hedge-like obstacle that one has to cross upon vaginal access.
Linda: Martin, I think it's time... satisfy my needs.

(awkward unbuttoning)

Martin: But Linda you have a funf!!!!!!!! And you knew I was going down there. You're sick. I'm leaving you Linda.
funf by PersiflageXC November 13, 2011
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A synonym for "fuck". To be used as an adjective, verb, noun or the like.
John: Bro lemme get LB!
Alex: Don't funf me, bro
Funf by wussupdude? November 13, 2011
Is a sex position in which a female preforms oral sex on the males penis until he's close to climax, and then switching to preform oral on his anus until finally climaxing.
-She sucked me off and then ate my ass until I came, it was amazing.
-You mean she gave you fünf?
fünf by Krazyman5000 March 29, 2020
Fünf means the number 5 but in German
Chad: did you guys just see pz fünf
fünf by MeganGibson821 January 18, 2020
Chad wild clay: it that PZ fünf over there
Vy. Quant: yeah that is PZ fünf
Daniel: OMG your right that is PZ fünf
Regina: (same thing as Daniel)
fünf by MeganGibson821 January 18, 2020

Funf Hefeweizens 

Quite literally means five beers in german.
Seth wants to seem tough in front of the cute german waitress, so he asks for “funf Hefeweizens“.
Funf Hefeweizens by uncleberg July 18, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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