fumblegod 

A person that's known to fumble any relationship or talking stage that they go into.

Guy: Bro, I fumbled this girl that I was talking to the other day.
Bro: Dude you are such a fumblegod.

fumblegod by mirana19 April 10, 2025

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!

You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!

Fumbled the bag by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

Fumbled the bag by Henny_Benny August 10, 2021

fumblerooski 

A trick play formerly used in American football before it was banned. In a fumblerooski, the quarterback sets the ball on the ground after the snap, and leads defenders away. If successful, a single unnoticed lineman picks up the ball and barrels down the field.

This play has been banned in all levels of American football; last run in 1992, by the Nebraska Cornhuskers, the team largely responsible for its popularity.

1984 Orange Bowl, Nebraska v Miami: down 17-0, famous Nebraska coach and current congressman Tom Osborne called a successful fumblerooski in which a lineman rumbled 20 yards for a score, taking the defense and spectators completely by surprise.

fumblerooski by zoogies August 13, 2006

fumbled the bag

extremely fucking up

there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

fumbled the bag by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022

Fumbledorf 

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.

A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!

Fumbledorf by Bricked March 15, 2021

kaden fumblebottom

A ROBLOX youtuber/ myth hunter who is Creative Director for the Flamingo YouTube Channel.

Kaden Fumblebottom: here's a list of 100+ myths albert.
albert (flamingo) : dude your the best

kaden fumblebottom by Nexasphere September 7, 2020