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fudge popsicle 

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty
"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"
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fudge popsicle 

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.
Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.
fudge popsicle by jared, 19 July 11, 2019

Fudge Popsicle 

When a guy takes his schlong and sticks it in a girl's shit-filled ass then receives a blowjob.
"Man, that fudge popsicle tasted like shit!"
Fudge Popsicle by fudge poppy December 6, 2009

Fudge Popsicle 

When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.
The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!
Fudge Popsicle by Banana77 June 25, 2016

fudge popsicle 

when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis
dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.
fudge popsicle by penis muncher 69 October 3, 2021

Fudge Popsicle

A sexual act where one partner shits themselves, then the other takes the shit and strokes the other partners penis with it, then licks it off.
“Can we please fudge popsicle tonight”.
Fudge Popsicle by lancesdandle January 16, 2026

Chinese hot fudge popsicle 

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job
I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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