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1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"

2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
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A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"
Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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Noun: a person who is ridiculously idiotic. 1. super obnoxious 2. dumb as fuck 3. fucking dumb ass etc.
"Goddamn you Justin Bieber, you're such a fuckwit for having that type of hair."

"Did you see JC last night? He is such a fuckwit to think he could get that girls number."
by That-crazy-chick-every1-knows October 27, 2013
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A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it
"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"
by Bulldog_SHS October 07, 2006
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1) One not composed of all their mental facaulties, and only has the intelligece (~wit) to reproduce (fuck~) and spread their stupidity through the world, contrary to Darwin's theory of evolution.

2) A complete fool.
I met this fuckwit down at the pub who tried to stop a truck with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
by coppertop.tk January 26, 2004
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person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit
by chris April 10, 2005
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Fuckwit is a person who care only about themselves and this is evident in their overall attitude toward everything and everyone else in their rudeness. A person who consistently fails to obtain any degree of 'clue', and basic intelligence.
They boast superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject, and tend to mispronounce or inappropriately use language, thinking the're 'clever'. Fuckwits always believe they have 'right of way', and are above everyone else in importance and intelligence, despite their inferior IQ.
David Van 'Fuckwit' Day
by leuben February 11, 2010
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