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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue 

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

Fucking Blueberries 

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.
"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"

Fucking blueberries 

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic
If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries”

Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries

Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries Flour, Egg, Some fuckin Blueberries
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026