It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
by ireallyhateyoualot October 04, 2011
by Samir Abdul Hasan November 08, 2008
A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
by Locusmortis December 22, 2009
To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
by Brickwell August 28, 2006
The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
by Hanamizu February 06, 2009
The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009
From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
by M i c h a e l April 16, 2007