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Fuck me twice! 

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
Fuck me twice! by pentacookie December 31, 2007
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fuck me twice! 

used as !:exclamation:!;
being overly fucked (usually by the same person);
as in Deep Shit;
cant pull the wool over mine eyes.
Fuck me twice!!! i aint into that shit.
fuck me twice! by Dominic Rosario November 10, 2008

fuck me twice sit me down 

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.

screw me once fuck you twice 

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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