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Suck Fuck Goose 

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...
"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

goober fuck 

noun, person: a boyfriend that, even though he adores his girlfriend & lets her walk all over him, he annoys her to no end. even the sound of his breathing makes her want to gouge his eyeballs out & kick him in the face, neck, & nuts. also, the only time he gets laid is a pity-fuck.
jeez my stupid fuckimg boyfriend just changed my oil, put new tires on my car, delivered my baby, got up with her all night while i slept, then moved all my furniture & my best friends furniture upstairs into our new apartment, and he had the nerves to buy me a 3 karat diamond ring & it wasnt even the right size. what a goober fuck!
goober fuck by ElJaye June 13, 2011