Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!

Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.

Fuck Chris by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017

Fuck Chris

The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week

me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …

Fuck Chris by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023

National Fuck Chris Day 

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

National Fuck Chris Day by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

Chris Angel Fuck 

When fucking a girl from behind you pull out and your buddy takes your place. Then while your buddy is fucking her, you get dressed, go outside and wave to her through the window

Last night me and tommy Chris Angel Fucked that bitch. Mindfreak!

Chris Angel Fuck by JG, MR, CB, and C Money September 8, 2010

jesus fuck christ 

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

jesus fuck christ by meetthetony September 10, 2005

christian fuck 

A christian fuck is different from most of your average christians, in that he or she is completely unable or unwilling to leave their religion out of a conversation, event, or activity.

You see these people instantly in any public setting because they make themselves seen. They'll often carry bibles or wear 6-foot-long metal crosses around their necks. When they're not telling you you're going to go to hell for your sinful ways, they're either being homeschooled by their equally fucking insane parents, or at Church sponsored gatherings.

The most noticeable thing about a "Christian Fuck" is that he or she will almost always reference scripture when talking to you. They don't care if you're in a closed car or at Subway trying to get a bite to eat, anything and everything that comes out of their brainwashed little mouth is something about their religion.

These are the same people that rant and rave about "keeping god in schools" although the irony being that they are all home school-bubble-children who have never even set foot in a public education facility, but that doesn't stop their brainwashed christian psychopath parents from telling them that public school is a dark place of sin and villainy.

Christian Fucks are also very sheltered, they live in little bubbles that they create themselves and are violently opposed to any alternative view that contradicts the bible in any way. They have canned responses for every scientific fact that's been proven, and spout them off like robots at the drop at a hat.

Christian Fucks should be avoided at all costs.

Billy the Christian Fuck told everyone that holding hands was the devil, because the devil has hands and he uses them for holdin'

christian fuck by pizzalicioussd May 4, 2008

Fuck Your Christmas 

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies

Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face

Fuck Your Christmas by EL- January 23, 2009