fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 19, 2003

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by Rick August 8, 2003

fuck a duck

I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck!' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias, "FöÖk~äа°K"

1) "Fuck a duck!" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks.
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket. (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)

by Thomas J. Stevens, FöÖk~äа°K, PDH-NicFury June 23, 2006

fuck a duck

Another way to tell someone to fuck off

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw your uncle scrooge,
bang bang an orangutan,
and your momma too.

by Tameron December 30, 2008

fuck a duck

Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation.

"I'LL fuck this duck, you just hold the tail up".

by LadyDi June 23, 2003

fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.

by Your Worst Nightmare April 9, 2003

fuck a duck

As used in engineering: A post-disaster exclamation.

"The servo faulted again. Fuck a duck."

Also extreme circumstances:

"This isn't going to work - it hasn't got enough torque. Fuck a fucking duck."

by perisoft January 2, 2004