frumpola 

The worldwide outbreak of ugly.

Did you hear about the Texan who got frumpola, bitch is ugly.

frumpola by Kanye_best October 2, 2014

Frümola 

German word for early-morning erection, the kind that's caused by a full bladder but often mistaken for a sign of arousal. Abbreviation (German-style) of "Frühmorgenlatte" (lit. "early-morning wood").

When my new girlfriend discovered my Frümola this morning she started playing with it, not realising how badly I needed to pee.

Frümola by Woody Woodpecker III February 18, 2009

Count Frumpula 

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

Count Frumpula by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004