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Fruitologist 

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.
I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

Fruitpoops 

The name for when you eat too many bowls of Fruit Loops and your poo is various colors of the rainbow.
Guy: "My poop was bright green today!"

Girl: "You had the Fruitpoops, huh?"
Fruitpoops by RoofieColada June 20, 2010

fruitpooper 

a person who poops fruit out of their rectum to a receiving mouth. For the novice desiring scat play.
Ted wasn't ready for scat, but he's a pro fruitpooper.
fruitpooper by Donatello N December 3, 2010

Fruitpoooplooop 

Fruitpoooplooop with the homies
Fruitpoooplooop by NLR Slidez February 7, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026