The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.
I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.