fruit salad

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

by Antimyopia February 21, 2006

fruit salad

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"

by Mangularis Angularis December 1, 2016

fruit salad

A homosexual orgy.

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.

by foy_45 April 2, 2004

fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 28, 2005

fruit salad

when a straight dude eats out a lesbian.

ian thinks he's so cool just because he had a fruit salad last night

by shacksnackpackattack November 2, 2019

fruit salad

When you play a slot machine, and all you get is a bunch of different fruit that don't help you at all.

Fuck this game, I get fruit salad every time I try.

by Mannemies July 12, 2008

Fruit Salad

What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.

While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002