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Friend Stealer 

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"
Friend Stealer by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

facebook friend stealer 

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!
I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

friendstealer

dude, friendstealer is larry.
friendstealer by cock-n-balls February 7, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016