fridge nut
When you have cold balls
fridge nut by Nicolicious2020 December 16, 2017
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The soggy Nutella in your fridge
Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
The soggy Nutella in your fridge by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
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A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
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Example #1
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Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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