person 1: ah shit, there’s a fridge baby in my refrigerator again
person 2: why the fuck do you have a baby in your fridge?
person 1: didn’t you hear? fridge babies break in at exactly 4:20am and they have a loaded gun so you cant prevent them from breaking an entering into your refrigerator
person 2: ah. understandable have a great day
person 2: why the fuck do you have a baby in your fridge?
person 1: didn’t you hear? fridge babies break in at exactly 4:20am and they have a loaded gun so you cant prevent them from breaking an entering into your refrigerator
person 2: ah. understandable have a great day
by dust mite September 16, 2021
A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of
Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.
by dust mite October 3, 2021