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A cheaper high than meth. All you need is an older model car and a friend named Robbie.
Robbie is looking for the car keys again. He'll bring the paper bag. All we have to supply is the freon.
Freon by random710 October 28, 2018
Freon is a trade name for a chemical envented by Dupont 70+ years ago to replace dangerous, poisonous or explosive gasses used for refrigeration. The chemical is the famous CFC. Comonly called R-12, however, there are many other refrigerants (like R-11, R-502). These chemicals were pulled out of production in 1995 due to environmental concerns. The actual environmental impact of CFCs has yet to be determined.
MY air conditioner broke and there goes my expensive freon
freon by ME September 8, 2004
A chemical that can be inhaled, makes you retarded (The intoxicated retarded, not mentally). Usually put into balloons and inhaled. Has a sort of sweet taste. Only lasts around 30 seconds, sometimes you will feel a little something for a couple minutes. Also can give you the "wah wahs"
"Why is he staring at the wall laughing his ass off?"
"He just inhaled a whole balloon of freon..."
freon by XpS February 24, 2005

freon facial 

when you accidently spray another person in the face trying to show them on how to put a can of freon into their car.
Russell was trying to play the hero when a young lady asked " how does this work?" Russell jumped into action, around the counter, grabbed a can and aimed the nozzle toward the customer, and while saying to push down the nozzel, brain dead russell did that exactly, which giving the customer a freon facial
freon facial by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Freon war-shell 

When your a senior citizen playing club lacrosse
Number 26 is a “Freon war-shell” because he spins his stick instead of learning how to cradle.
Freon war-shell by Sam Sampson April 28, 2023

Freon pooch 

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments
Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.
Freon pooch by Jup01 May 26, 2020
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