A trendy and alternative form of consuming coffee made popular by the ingenious Nate J.
French pushing:
1. Grind coffee ( the darker and more oily the coffee the better)
2. Put coffee in anus and pour boiling water in the anus( keep a 16/1 ratio as per ACA). Let sit for 5 minutes and keep anus in the air.
3. After the time is up- take an ordinary French press mesh filter and push coffee as far in the the colon as possible.
4. Enjoy
French pushing:
1. Grind coffee ( the darker and more oily the coffee the better)
2. Put coffee in anus and pour boiling water in the anus( keep a 16/1 ratio as per ACA). Let sit for 5 minutes and keep anus in the air.
3. After the time is up- take an ordinary French press mesh filter and push coffee as far in the the colon as possible.
4. Enjoy
I was feeling pretty tired during my game of Warzone so I just did a French push. Now I I’m getting the dubs and the squirts.
by Chris chris the great. November 22, 2020