Freetard

dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard
by mattytatateyo November 04, 2003
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Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.
by Mean Machine April 04, 2003
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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 30, 2022
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freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.
When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.
by mrgerbek December 29, 2009
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Freetard

an Evan,” someone who believes crazy things; extremely free-thinking.
Ya dingus, you sounded like a freetard today when u said your hair was made of melatonin!
by Martin(the1st) October 18, 2017
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Freetard

When someone who victimise themselves and just pointlessly argue just to be right.
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by Freetard April 13, 2023
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freetard

Synonymous with Freeman a word used in free masonry.

Masonry is the oldest pyramid scheme on record. Making a man believe he belongs to something greater, to offer his services and service for free, when all that man is; is a free-slave to the "master"(s) above them in the temple who call themselves "master masons". Dishonest people with money form their temples to gather their local freetards.
Look that masonic temple sure does have a mess of freetards within it.
by templeoflight May 18, 2021
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