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freedom friends 

A relationship in which the end goal is mutual sexual satisfaction, with no expectation of monogomy or attachment. Boundaries and explicit verbal contract must be clearly communicated and adjusted as necessary to maintain perceived and actual physical and mental health.

While emotional support is appreciated, the complex and convoluted concept of love between freedom friends is avoided.

This set up is ideal for those who place a high value on perceived freedom, have healthy sexual appetites and live lifestyles which make typical love relationships too difficult.

To end freedom friendships, two weeks notice is good form.
I love being freedom friends with Sally. I can feel single and available while meeting others, go on dates, and fulfill my wild sexual desires with her when it's convenient.
freedom friends by calmwhitey March 7, 2011
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The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.
The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!

Freedom Friend 

A person that you like, care about, and are able to be your best self around. Not a relationship for whatever reasons, but it’s close enough
Ay how’s your Freedom Friend doing, bro?

Oh you mean Nora? Yeah, she’s prolly chillin rn
Freedom Friend by Lildaan June 27, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004