For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*
Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."
Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"
Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."
Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"
Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
Don't take advantage of ones time
by Wonderwoman June 10, 2014
A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
by Johna30305 August 2, 2011
An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2015
Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''
by TitsAreAwesome August 2, 2012
Freebie Flick is a nick name associated to a female who actively and consistently strives to seek discounts, and or rewards, through loyalty programs or via customer return incentives, eg; coffee loyalty card, or frequent flyers cards, etc.
“I can’t believe I was given a movie voucher for my birthday by Felicity, when I went to use it the other day, there wasn’t any money on it? They said the gift card wasn’t activated? Which means, she just took the gift voucher, wrote the denomination amount she thought she would give me ($100 Dollars) and give me the gift card as a present – What a fucking stupid Freebie Flick of a friend I took her to be, I don’t want to associate with that fake ass bitch anymore”.
by Jew-Lee-Ett Nin-Er January 5, 2020
The 24 hour period exactly 9 months prior to Christmas (the birth of Christ) in which devoted Catholics may indulge in the "Feast of the Annunciation" foregoing Lenten sacrifices, deprivations, promises, etc. without fear of reprisal. In honor of Mary, on her Immaculate Conception.
I gave up chocolate and alcohol for Lent, but a coworker's brother's priest said that we had a lent freebie today on the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25th).
by MonDarc March 26, 2011