Free Tail

Hey did you hear about that free tail being offered?

Yeah I think I'm gonna get me some of that

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freetail therapy

"I'm feeling a little down; I'd go shopping, but I can't afford it, so I'm going to indulge in some freetail therapy"

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freetail = the act of swiping merchandise from looted retail stores ,whereas you get the item for free as you "Hightail " it outa there !

Local Minneapolis retail stores are bracing themselves for another freetail rush on Big Screen TVs as unrest embraces the beleaguered city.

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the act of swiping merchandise from looted retail stores ,whereas you take the item for free as you "Hightail " it outa there !

Minneapolis retail stores brace themselves for another freetail rush on "Big Screen TVs" as mayhem once again descends on the beleaguered city.

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