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freetail therapy 

"I'm feeling a little down; I'd go shopping, but I can't afford it, so I'm going to indulge in some freetail therapy"
freetail therapy by stdPikachu January 13, 2004

freetail 

freetail = the act of swiping merchandise from looted retail stores ,whereas you get the item for free as you "Hightail " it outa there !
Local Minneapolis retail stores are bracing themselves for another freetail rush on Big Screen TVs as unrest embraces the beleaguered city.
freetail by Hunter's Crack Pipe April 14, 2021

freetail 

the act of swiping merchandise from looted retail stores ,whereas you take the item for free as you "Hightail " it outa there !
Minneapolis retail stores brace themselves for another freetail rush on "Big Screen TVs" as mayhem once again descends on the beleaguered city.
freetail by Hunter's Crack Pipe April 14, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026