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Alabama freckle face 

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.
Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

Freckle Face

n., v. a sexual term where the guy/girl put his/her face behind the other person's ass. Then he/she will shart into his/her partner's face. The little specks of shit will scatter on to his/her face like freckles (hints the word freckle face). The person that sharted, then turns around and licks the shit off of the face.
n. - I love when my boy/girlfiend gives me the freckle face.

v. - She freckle faced me last night.
Freckle Face by Chuck R December 1, 2006

Freckled Fuck Face 

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.
That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026