Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.
Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.
What did you do?
I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.
Any injury or accident relating to a Fraternity. These incidents usually occur during Frat parties while the people involved and under the infulence of alcohol.
Dude, I was so drunk I fell out of the car while it was moving, major fratcident.
Those kind of compliments that get said as a result of a brain fart or something utterly obvious.
A compliment coming from the obviousphere, showing such ignorance that you should be ashamed receive it or even appreciate it.
Mostly seen on socials, as a result of a boner draining too much blood from the brain.
"Woa, look at Sissy's video! She's so good at dancing!" (sarcasm)
"Lemme see! OMG, let me comment it! (thethirst is real now): <<WOA SISSY I LOVE THE WAY YOU DANCE MOVING YOUR MODY AT THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
"Well, duh, what a compliment, I'm about to get envious..." (sarcasm)
"She's so talented at dancing so dancily dancing, with all those dancy moves!>>"
"Quite a fartiment indeed..."
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.