Frank Lampard
The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
Frank Lampard by Biddy February 20, 2005
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Frank Lampard
Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.
-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
Frank Lampard by Alkawi May 27, 2007
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Frank Lampard
A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.
Frank Lampard by lamps4eva July 6, 2006
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Bayern coach Felix Magath bemoaned Frank Lampard's deflected first-half goal - a carbon copy of his strike in the first leg.
frank lampard by Jemal Ginsberg July 1, 2006
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