fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

by Dan-Druff December 16, 2010

FOSSIL

FOSSIL is a standard for allowing serial communication for telecommunications programs under DOS. FOSSIL stands for Fido Opus Seadog Standard Interface Layer and was made by a group of Fidonet sysops to allow software work on different machines.

I installed a new FOSSIL driver for my BBS!

by Homer P. Simpson September 1, 2006

fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 1, 2011

fossiled

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

by Yfjyvgygygy March 3, 2018

Fossiling

When someone goes back and likes your old photos, bringing them back to the newsfeed.

fossilingflashback throwback

by AliOoooooops January 15, 2015

Fossils

1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer

Fossils is hardcore

by Anonymos March 8, 2003

fossilized

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.

by Do Kari April 3, 2011