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fortnites shit 

Fortnites a game where they for some reason car about fucking planes and ballers instead of making the fucking game better everyone just plays creative because Fortnite pubs are complete shit
Gary: yo wanna play Fortnite

Mike: creative?
Gary:nah pubs

Mike:Gary go kill yourself if u think public Games are good u now life virgin fuck of Fortnite is shit and Tim sweeny doesn’t know how much damage and real shotgun does, fortnites shit
fortnites shit by Shehhd May 1, 2019
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Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. 

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

fortnite shithead 

An annoying person who plays Fortnite and is addicted to it.
(Name) is so addicted to Fortnite they're a Fortnite Shithead

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the only legendary god in this world
among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god
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