Forditus is un-explainable problems that occur in ford cars and trucks. They are problems that are attempted to be fixed and never go away after several attempts.
"God damnit, I replaced all my struts and springs and still can't get rid of this rattle. I think it caught forditus"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."