football eyes

to be cross-eyed,
comes from football games with two legs, one home and one away

did you see that guys football eyes?
yeah, i didnt know if he was looking at me, my pint, my bird or all three

football eyes by chadwic(K) April 7, 2008

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

football pool eyes by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023