follow the monkeys Share definition Flag Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself. Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night. Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight! follow the monkeys by dustinvk July 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the follow the monkeys mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
