Folk Metal

Folk Metal is what you get when you travel back in time to the Middle Ages to kidnap a travelling bard and replace his lute with a Fender Stratocaster.

Friend 1: "Man, that guy can really shred! How did you meet him?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, Sandor is pretty sweet at folk metal. I captured him during a visit to Hungary in 1372."

Friend 1: "lolwut?"

Folk Metal by gr33nf00t May 30, 2012

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Folk metal

Realy awesome type of metal; better then all this crappy nu-metal. celtic, medieval and viking music inspired music that includes violins, woodwinds, bagpipes, etc. melodic with medieval sounding rifts, lyrics deal with mythology, paganism and ancient warfare.

Folk metal\viking metal: Finntroll, Eluvietie, Ensifirum, Korpilaani

Folk metal by Evrae Wolfsong July 16, 2010

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Folk Metal

Style of metal more popular in Scandanavia, including bands like Finntroll, Otyg, Korpiklaani, and Lumsk. Folk metal is usually recognized by the inclusion of instruments such as violins, woodwinds, and accordians, and also by the more melodic non-screaming style of singing and more medieval sounding riffs.

Someone asked me if I liked Slipknot, so I punched him clear in the sternum and as he was gasping for air on the floor I told him I only listened to pure Finnish Folk Metal, not pussy American merchandise-metal.

Folk Metal by SirHonorable October 11, 2005

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Folk Metal

A style of music very popular in Scandinavia (Finland), The music is fast passed and very melodic. Most Folk Metal bands are not respected in the underground metal scene because it targets more of a mainstream audience. This music is for people who fear bands like Possessed and Kreator.

Folk Metal Fan : Have you heard of Ensiferum?

Metalhead: is it one of those bands that use twinkley sythns?

Folk Metal by i_am_omerta August 27, 2009

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Folk Metal God

Skyler Hinkel He is only a Demi-God right now bout when he plays Keyboards for a Folk Metal band he will be a pure Folk Metal God.

Skyler Hinkel is the Folk Metal God

Folk Metal God by ThePeopleFromTheForest July 18, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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