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adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a fob; someone who is an extreme fob
Homeboy 1: Yo Homes, check out that dude over there.
Homeboy 2: Which one?
Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.
Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.
fobio by Semmie K April 23, 2005
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An acronym for Frequently Outwitted By Inanimate Objects. Related to the French saying "Les choses sont contre nous" or "things are against us". See "Report on Resistentialism" by Paul Jennings, a parody of the existentialist movement of the early 20th century. resistentialism
The job would have been done in 10 minutes if I hadn't been fobio.
fobio by Joe Menacker January 4, 2008
fabio has a COOL leather jacket, smells like SHIT, and is super cool
fobio by esteban bag October 26, 2004
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026