fuck my keyboard
used when your keyboard totally retards all over what you're typing and makes you look like you can't spell worth crap.
used when your keyboard totally retards all over what you're typing and makes you look like you can't spell worth crap.
by Kelsiefaceee June 10, 2009
FMK is the acronym for Fuck, Marry, or Kill. Used as a quick gauge to determine the viability of a chick or to categorize a chick.
by SavageNation August 25, 2009
by fmkmikeyfan January 08, 2023
FMK is an acronym used for F*ck, Marry, Kill.
It's a game that's been played for decades, popular mainly amongst teen and young adults and in party situations.
It's used mainly to decide, among 3 options which one is the best, fuck for a one time only thing, marry for the best one, and kill, yeah, to kill.
On the meantime, it has also become an app called playfmk, where you vote and play with real people. And if two people vote the same for each other, they even get to text each other.
It's a game that's been played for decades, popular mainly amongst teen and young adults and in party situations.
It's used mainly to decide, among 3 options which one is the best, fuck for a one time only thing, marry for the best one, and kill, yeah, to kill.
On the meantime, it has also become an app called playfmk, where you vote and play with real people. And if two people vote the same for each other, they even get to text each other.
Hong: Hey which one of those would you fmk?
João: I'm obviously fucking the blond, marrying the brunette, and killing the other girl!
João: I'm obviously fucking the blond, marrying the brunette, and killing the other girl!
by SophiaHongWan September 01, 2018
Remember “Kiss, Marry, Kill”? How about “Fuck, Marry, Kill”, the new version of that? This is pretty much like that, but with 2 new factors.
(FMK)² consists of 6 verbs that describe what someone would do to 6 other (usually randomized) people. The common 4 were listed above (Fuck, Marry, Kill, Kiss), but the 2 new ones are:
“Forget” - The person categorized in this would theoretically be wiped from your memory forever
&
Either “Manifest” - Having the person reappear in your life + be completely intoxicated by you or the complete opposite
Or “Money” - Where you rob the person of their finances
Ignore how the definition is not correct algebraically.
(FMK)² consists of 6 verbs that describe what someone would do to 6 other (usually randomized) people. The common 4 were listed above (Fuck, Marry, Kill, Kiss), but the 2 new ones are:
“Forget” - The person categorized in this would theoretically be wiped from your memory forever
&
Either “Manifest” - Having the person reappear in your life + be completely intoxicated by you or the complete opposite
Or “Money” - Where you rob the person of their finances
Ignore how the definition is not correct algebraically.
by n3rv3us3 February 06, 2023
by wildcatfan09 July 20, 2009