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FMK is the acronym for Fuck, Marry, or Kill. Used as a quick gauge to determine the viability of a chick or to categorize a chick.
FMK acronym

Fuck = Avril Lavigne
Marry = Jennifer Aniston
Kill = Amy Winehouse
by SavageNation August 24, 2009
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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fuck my keyboard
used when your keyboard totally retards all over what you're typing and makes you look like you can't spell worth crap.
dude, wtf do you mean by i needs to go the opol

ugh fmk i meant go to the pool!!
by Kelsiefaceee June 10, 2009
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F--K My Keyboard. What you say when your keyboard pisses you off hardcore.
Jim: Hey I'll call you back in one sex"

Kate: "Wts"?

Jim: "F.M.K. , *One Sec"
by YoCoolnigga April 30, 2011
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Abbreviation for For My Kicks...Typically used in text chats.
Hey Steven, FMK where did you go to college?
by wildcatfan09 July 20, 2009
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Abbreviation for fuck my keyboard; a typo
Renee: I love you

Cypress: O ;pbe yup ypi

*I lobe you tou

*I love you too


Renee: teehee
by xsdcfvghmjk, September 19, 2011
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