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flurgg by HappyBirthdayGirl February 11, 2010
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The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
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Flugget
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN
FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN by C the Savage October 19, 2016
Flurge
1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).
2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.
2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.
Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!
"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
Flurge by Stark Raven Mad October 28, 2008
Furggle
A fart sound made by a massive explosion of gas while submerged in a bathtub with approximately 1 to 2 feet of water. The tub provides the perfect amount of reverb and acoustics; thus creating the furggle sound.
Furggle by Farty Willy June 4, 2017
flurgh
Flurgh is a non-comittal response given when you are uncertain as to what to reply to a question, or wish to obtain more information before answering. Usually used in reply to invitations to take part in sporting activities or social engagements.
On the whole flurgh leans toward being a negative answer, and is used when you don't want to give offense.
If you wish to be slightly more expansive on your meaning when using flurgh, the '+' and '-' signs may be used in conjunction with flurgh ie. maybe yes: +flurgh, and probably no: -flurgh.
Flurgh should never be spoken aloud, only ever written, but if it was pronounced it would sound phonetically almost exactly as it is spelled.
On the whole flurgh leans toward being a negative answer, and is used when you don't want to give offense.
If you wish to be slightly more expansive on your meaning when using flurgh, the '+' and '-' signs may be used in conjunction with flurgh ie. maybe yes: +flurgh, and probably no: -flurgh.
Flurgh should never be spoken aloud, only ever written, but if it was pronounced it would sound phonetically almost exactly as it is spelled.