Flower's in the cage

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"It's a sure thing."

Adapted from a phrase coined by Pittsburgh Penguins coach Dan Bylsma. Originally used to inform the team that goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was starting a game, it has since been used to indicate when something is a guarantee.

Works best when there is a slight pause before being uttered.

... Flower's in the cage.

Flower's in the cage by schtobes January 14, 2011

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taking someone's flower

to take someone's virginity

taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16

taking someone's flower by dogluvr October 21, 2010

King's Flower

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

King's Flower by SandyToes May 22, 2015

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Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

Clown's Flower by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

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Éloïse’s Flower Pollen

Éloïse’s flower pollen refers to the brown discharge that comes out of her Nose, Nipples and Vagina shortly after Self-Cutting Bangs.

(John) “ Oh my god I can not believe it”
(Samanata) “What is it Johnny boy?”
(John) “I just got Éloïse’s Flower Pollen all over my leg!!!”

Éloïse’s Flower Pollen by RealNIggEr October 27, 2021

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flower sniffer

The act of a male sniffing or licking a womens pubes during intercourse. While doing this, he rolls his tongue around while acting as if he enjoys the stench

Dude, I'm Tori B's main flower sniffer

flower sniffer by TBOWZ December 29, 2009

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visiting the flower shop

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

visiting the flower shop by overK May 6, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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