flossing the otter

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010