Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

Towel Flossing

When someone flosses a towel between their legs to better dry off their nether regions.

There's nothing better than a hot shower followed by some good ol' towel flossing.

by Kind of a Joey June 7, 2023

cock floss

One who flosses their teeth with cock....

She only uses cock floss.

by raindrop44 May 2, 2022

cndid flossing

Overt french kissing - ew

Cndid flossing can end up bcomn a sloppy business.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2010

Floss and Flied

Perform a task really well

Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!

by TJ517 February 4, 2010

chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.

Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.

by Mindy Mop Job August 16, 2008

Pork Floss

When a big girl takes off her clothes and it looks like she got no panties on, but then she straighten her torso and you see the thong appear through her love folds. That's pork floss baby

"oooh damn baby you came through with no panties on?"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"

"Ooh pork floss I like it"

by Capnfapjax19 October 15, 2023