floppy sex

fucking a girl while your dick is soft

me and megan had floppy sex last night

by just knowing February 12, 2014

Floppysexual

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.

Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~

by Avracadabra July 1, 2020