flavicle

A flavicle refers to the small amount of time between leaning in for a kiss and actually reaching the persons lips. Flavicles are at such an ugly and awkward angle they might cause a person to burst out in laughter before reaching the other persons lips

David: oh my god I was lowkey about to make out with Tiffany

Paul: omg what happened?!

David: her flavicle looked so ridiculous that i burst out laughing and actually like got spit all over her face

Paul; Brah that sucks

flavicle by Clawed Cat October 12, 2022

Flabicle

That little webby thing in between your fingers. It is especially prominent in between your pointer and thumb. People often squeeze it during handshakes to annoy the shit out of others. Plus, it makes your hand feel weird all day.

Ryan: Hey Aidan, be careful around Gavin, he's been squeezing flabicles. He got me this morning during our handshake.

Aidan: Not again!

Flabicle by TerminallyCapracious June 3, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012