flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

flatter patty by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

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flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

flatter patty by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

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Flitter party

Event or party that is a dating game attended by singles who use mobile phones such as a Blackberry or iPhone to flirt or Flitter with one another using Twitter.

I met a girl at a Flitter party by flittering her on my iPhone.

Flitter party by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010

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