flat pancake 

a flat pancake is a combination of a flat butt, flat back, flat chest, and flat personality on a human being. Basically the opposite of Nikki Minaj

"whoa, is that Nikki Minaj? Oh, my mistake. it's just a flat pancake."

flat pancake by Kierstyn Huffine April 7, 2012

flat as a pancake 

When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps.

Jenny stuffs her bra because she's as flat as a pancake. Even though she doesn't need a bra.

flat as a pancake by The Reagonator February 5, 2009

flat pancakes 

someone with no tits or ass

shawna, has flat pancakes

flat pancakes by idk you tell me May 19, 2007

flatpancakess tweet 

Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.

Now, this is a flatpancakess tweet.

flatpancakess tweet by coffeebutcold December 4, 2020