Flarmy

The best alternate name for pills / drugs. When asking for pills off someone, asking for a flarm is a much safer and catchier way.

Being in public and using the term ‘flarm/y’, will be seen as nothing more than a weird word to a random person in ear shot.

Hey bro I’m feeling pretty tired... might head home soon
Nah mate, get a flarm or two into ya, you’ll be right..
Oh yeah true, a flarmy fixes everything

Or

Hey dude, you’re looking pretty off your chops, care for another flarmy?

Or

Ooh man, I can’t wait to buy some flarmy’s and hit the town tonight, it’s gonna be juice!!

by Vote #1 Bozo May 31, 2018

flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

Flarmies

Flabby upper arms... Flarmies

She was attractive in general but had these flabby upper arms... If she worked out she might be able to get rid of those flarmies.

by mrbeachguy July 29, 2009

FLARMS

The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.

The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.

by Eddie Monahan May 31, 2007

Flamy

Someone who is flamboyant, showy. Usually refers to a male individual.

The flamy ballet instructor always wears a tight spendax in class.

by Alchohol Dehydrogenase December 10, 2008

Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022

Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013