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Flappy fish market 

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!
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flappy fish market 

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."

Flappy fish market 

Its when a lady has flapping worn out lady bits, with a fishy smell.
Amber displayed her flappy fish market
Flappy fish market by RDJ DK May 31, 2022

Flappy fish market 

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she must be!

Flappy fish market 

Defines flapping lady parts with a fishy smell.
I don't want to come near her flappy fish market.
Flappy fish market by RDJ DK June 21, 2022
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